Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd April 1990

Dilbert//373, first published 36 years ago on Monday 23rd April 1990

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dilbert dogbert boss job sez raise bench outside project stupid

Official transcript

Dilbert, Dogbert and a man sit on a park bench. The man says, ". . . So then I sez to my boss, 'You can just stuff this stupid project . . .'"

The man continues, "Then I sez, 'Let's see YOU do this job.' And I sez, 'I should get a raise.' I gotta go."

Dogbert says, "The more they sez 'I sez,' the less likely it is they really said what they sez they said."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... SO THEN 1 SEZ TO MY BOSS, " YOU CAN JUST STUFF THIS STUPID PROJECT..." THEN I SEZ, "LET'S SEE YOU DO THIS JOB." AND I SEZ, " I SHOULD GET A RAISE. " I GOTTA GO.

THE MORE THEY SEZ "I SEZ;" THE LESS LIKELY IT IS THEY REALLY SAID WHAT THEY SEZ THEY SAID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sez"

Summary:

The comic strip, titled "Sez," features Dilbert, a white dog, and his human colleagues in a humorous exchange. The conversation revolves around a project and a raise, with Dilbert's boss repeatedly using the phrase "sez" to convey his message. The strip pokes fun at the tendency for people to use vague language and the challenges of communicating effectively in a workplace setting.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's boss uses the phrase "sez" to convey his message.
• The conversation revolves around a project and a raise.
• The strip highlights the challenges of communicating effectively in a workplace setting.
• The use of the phrase "sez" is a humorous way to illustrate the vagueness of language in communication.

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