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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th April 1990

Dilbert//376, first published 36 years ago on Thursday 26th April 1990


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dogbert mesozoic era giant plastic bone fake vomit wrap toss tar pit


Official transcript

Dogbert says to Bob the Dinosaur, "You know, Bob, I always pictured you dinosaurs as . . . Uh . . . Much bigger."

Bob replies, "Ah, well, you see, practical jokes were very popular in the Mesozoic era . . ."

A dinosaur says to a clerk in a novelty store, "Ooh-ooh! Give me the giant plastic bone and one fake vomit!"

The salesclerk asks, "Shall I wrap them or just toss them in the tar pits?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU KNOW, BOB, I ALWAYS PICTURED YOU DINOSAURS AS ... UH... MUCH BIGGER.

AH, WELL, YOU SEE, PRACTICAL JOKES WERE VERY POPULAR IN THE MESOZOIC ERA...

-! GIVE ME THE GIANT PLASTIC BONE AND ONE FAKE VOMIT!

SHALL I WRAP THEM OR JUST TOSS THEM IN THE TAR PITS?

WHOOPEE CUSHIONS FAKE GUND

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dinosaur Jokes"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and his dinosaur friend, Bob. The scene unfolds in a humorous exchange between the two characters.

  • Dilbert: "You know, Bob, I always pictured you dinosaurs as... uh... much bigger."
  • Bob: "Ah, well, you see, practical jokes were very popular in the Mesozoic era..."
  • Bob: "Ooh-ooh, give me the giant plastic bone and one fake vomit!"
  • Bob: "Shall I wrap them or just toss them in the tar pits?"

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's witty humor and Bob's playful antics, highlighting their lighthearted and humorous relationship.

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