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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st May 1990

Dilbert//381, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 1st May 1990


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all coffee consumerism dilbert killed michael microchip


Open source transcript

GETS SUCKED INTO HIS COMPUTER.

YOU... YOU'RE A MICROCHIP.

I AM. C'MON IN AND HAVE SOME CHIPS DRINK COFFEE?

GALLONS. IT KEEPS US FAST.

DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU IRRITABLE WITH THE OTHER MICROCHIPS?

NOT SINCE I KILLED THEM ALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert Gets Sucked into His Computer"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who is sucked into his computer. The conversation begins with a microchip, which is mistaken for a person and offered coffee. The microchip responds that it is a microchip, not a person, and is not capable of drinking coffee.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is sucked into his computer.
  • A microchip is mistaken for a person and offered coffee.
  • The microchip clarifies that it is not a person and cannot drink coffee.
  • The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation and the lack of understanding between humans and technology.

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