Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th May 1990

Dilbert//384, first published 36 years ago on Friday 4th May 1990

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dilbert michael microchip dogbert arm chair reality dreams electronics consumber

Open source transcript

... AFTER YOU LEAVE YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER BEING INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER TALKING TO A MICROCHIP.

YOU WILL PURCHASE WORTHLESS COMPUTER UPGRADES AND ARGUE THAT IT SAVES MONEY IN THE LONG RUN.

IT'S A STATIC BYTE DWINKELIZER...

A NECESSITY REALLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert's Dilemma"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows the misadventures of Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, as he navigates the challenges of modern technology.
• In this particular strip, Dilbert is approached by a mysterious figure in a red hooded cloak, who offers to upgrade his computer's microchip.
• The upgrade is presented as a necessity, but Dilbert is skeptical and questions its value.
• The figure responds by explaining that the upgrade will allow him to purchase worthless computer upgrades and argue that it saves money in the long run.
• Dilbert is left confused and frustrated, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the challenges of making informed decisions in a rapidly changing technological landscape.

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