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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th May 1990

Dilbert//385, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 5th May 1990


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dilbert new york hunt down kill them water cooler scared political dynamic


Official transcript

A man says to Dilbert, "Hear about the new guy? He's from NEW YORK."

Dilbert gulps and another man yells, "Hear he comes!"

Dilbert and the two men run screaming. The new guy stands in front of the water cooler and says, "Well, I suppose I could hunt them down and kill them one by one."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEAR ABOUT THE NEW GUY? HE'S FROM NEW YORK.

HERE COMES!

AAGH!

AAAEEEE!!

WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM ONE BY ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Guy"

Summary:

The comic strip "The New Guy" is a humorous depiction of a workplace scenario. It begins with an introduction to the new employee, who is from New York, and the anticipation of his arrival. However, the excitement quickly turns into chaos as the new guy arrives and starts causing trouble. The other employees are shocked and amused by his antics, which include drinking from the water cooler and making a mess.

The comic strip ends with the new guy being asked to leave, but not before he makes one final comment about being able to "hunt them down and kill them one by one." The humor in the comic strip comes from the unexpected twist on the typical workplace scenario, where the new employee is not just a new face, but also a troublemaker. The use of simple yet expressive illustrations and witty dialogue adds to the comedic effect, making "The New Guy" a relatable and entertaining read for anyone who has ever worked in an office setting.

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