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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th May 1990

Dilbert//391, first published 36 years ago on Friday 11th May 1990


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dilbert dogbert teeny tiny sweater knitted dental floss bizarre pattern


Official transcript

Dilbert asks, "Dogbert, have you been bored lately?"

Dogbert replies, "Yeah, why?"

Dilbert replies, "I found this teeny-tiny sweater knitted out of dental floss."

Dogbert says, "Oh."

Dilbert says, "This is very bizarre."

Dogbert replies, "I didn't use a pattern."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT, HAVE YOU BEEN BORED LATELY ?

YEAH, WHY?

I FOUND THIS TEENY- TINY LITTLE SWEATER KNITTED OUT OF DENTAL FLOSS.

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THIS IS VERY BIZARRE.

I DIDN'T USE A PATTERN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bizarre Sweater"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaged in a conversation with Dogbert, his eccentric and mischievous dog. The conversation begins with Dogbert inquiring about Dilbert's recent activities, to which Dilbert responds that he has been feeling bored lately. Dogbert then reveals that he has found a tiny, knitted sweater and suggests that it may have been used to keep a dental floss warm. Dilbert is perplexed by this claim, and Dogbert proceeds to explain that he did not use a pattern to create the sweater, implying that he may have used his own ingenuity or creativity. The conversation concludes with Dogbert stating that the sweater is very bizarre, leaving Dilbert to ponder the unusual nature of the garment.

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