Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th May 1990

Dilbert//392, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 12th May 1990

Tags

bad habits parallel universe sea bass section habit

Official transcript

The panel says, "Dilbert presents: Bad Habits From a Parallel Universe!"

A maitre d' says to Dilbert and Dogbert, "Table for Phleem?"

Dilbert replies, "Yes. In the 'no slapping yourself with a sea bass' section."

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table listening to slapping noises. Dogbert says, "Great, one table away . . ."

Dilbert says, "Do you ever wonder about the first person to try that habit?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PRESENTS BAD HABITS FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

TABLE FOR PHLEEM ?

YES. IN THE "NO SLAPPING YOURSELF WITH A SEA BASS" SECTION.

SLAP SLAP -SLAP SLAP DO YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO TRY THAT HABIT ?

GREAT.

ONE TABLE AWAY...

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bad Habits from a Parallel Universe"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate satire, in a humorous exchange with a man from a parallel universe. The man is described as having a "no slapping yourself with a sea bass" section in his table, which Dilbert finds intriguing.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's Reaction: Dilbert is fascinated by the man's unusual habit and asks if he has ever tried it.
• The Man's Response: The man reveals that he has never attempted to slap himself with a sea bass, but is open to trying it.
• The Punchline: The comic strip ends with Dilbert asking if the man wants to try the habit, setting up a potential future scenario where Dilbert will attempt to slap himself with a sea bass.

Tone and Style:

The comic strip is characteristic of Dilbert's satirical style, poking fun at corporate culture and the absurdities of modern life. The use of wordplay and clever dialogue adds to the humor, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the series.

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