Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st May 1990

Dilbert//401, first published 36 years ago on Monday 21st May 1990

Tags

dilbert dinner car drive woman shallow difference parking lot thump mighty chest

Official transcript

Dilbert asks a woman, ". . . So, would you like to meet after work and go to dinner?"

The woman asks, "What kind of car do you drive?"

Dilbert says angrily, "Ugh! You women are all so shallow!! It should not make one bit of difference what kind of car I drive!!"

The woman replies, "Except that it will help me find you in the parking lot . . . But you could just stand on top of it and thump your mighty chest."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

...SO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET AFTER WORK AND GO TO DINNER?

WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?

UGH! YOU WOMEN ARE ALL SO SHALLOW!! IT SHOULD NOT MAKE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE WHAT KIND OF CAR I DRIVE!!

EXCEPT THAT IT WILL HELP ME FIND YOU IN THE PARKING LOT...

BUT YOU COULD JUST STAND ON TOP OF IT AND THUMP YOUR MIGHTY CHEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shallow Women"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and wit, in a humorous exchange with a woman. The conversation begins with the woman asking Dilbert if he would like to meet after work and go to dinner, to which Dilbert responds by asking what kind of car she drives. The woman, seemingly offended by the question, retorts that all women are shallow and should not make a big deal out of the type of car she drives.

Dilbert, undeterred, continues to press the issue, asking the woman to stand on top of her car and thump her chest. The woman, taken aback by this request, is left speechless and confused.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the stereotype that women are shallow and only care about material possessions, while also highlighting Dilbert's sarcastic and humorous personality.

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