Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd May 1990

Dilbert//402, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 22nd May 1990

Tags

dilbert woman dinner love witch break the ice small talk witchcraft

Official transcript

Dilbert walks next to a woman and thinks, "I can't believe she agreed to have dinner with me."

In the restaurant, Dilbert pulls out the woman's chair and thinks, "I'm afraid to say anything to spoil this moment . . ."

Dilbert thinks, "I guess I should say something to break the ice."

The woman asks, "Did I mention that I'm a witch?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE AGREED TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME.

I'M AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING TO SPOIL THIS MOMENT.

I GUESS I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TO BREAK THE ICE.

DID I MENTION THAT I'MA WITCH ?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Witch"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, and his coworker, a woman in a green dress.
• The woman asks Dilbert if he can believe she agreed to have dinner with him, implying that she is not interested in him romantically.
• Dilbert responds by saying that he is afraid to say anything to spoil the moment, suggesting that he is trying to be polite and not make things awkward.
• The woman then asks if he mentioned that she is a witch, implying that she is not interested in him and wants to end the conversation quickly.
• Dilbert's response is unclear, but it appears that he is trying to deflect the woman's comment and avoid making things more awkward.
• The comic strip ends with the woman looking unimpressed and Dilbert looking confused, highlighting the awkwardness of the situation.

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