Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd May 1990

Dilbert//403, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 23rd May 1990

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dilbert woman witch practicing awful lawn ornaments tacky lawn

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a restaurant table with a woman. The woman says, "Thanks for asking me out. Most guys get scared when they find out I'm a practicing witch."

The woman continues, "Then they say something I don't like and I end up turning them into lawn ornaments."

Dilbert replies, "That's awful!"

The woman says, "Tell me about it . . . you can't believe how tacky my lawn is now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS FOR ASKING ME OUT. MOST GUYS GET SCARED WHEN THEY FIND OUT I'M A PRACTICING WITCH.

THEN THEY SAY SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE AND I END UP TURNING THEM INTO LAWN ORNAMENTS.

THAT'S AWFUL!

TELL ME ABOUT IT... YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW TACKY MY LAWN IS NOW.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Practicing Witch"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, who has been asked out by a woman. However, he is hesitant due to his fear of being perceived as a "practicing witch." The woman's response is unexpected, as she reveals that she has been transforming people into lawn ornaments. Dilbert is shocked and amused by this revelation, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is asked out by a woman, but hesitates due to his fear of being seen as a "practicing witch."
• The woman reveals that she has been transforming people into lawn ornaments.
• Dilbert is shocked and amused by this revelation.
• The comic strip showcases the unexpected twist in the conversation and the humor that ensues.

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