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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd July 1990

Dilbert//443, first published 36 years ago on Monday 2nd July 1990


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dogbert dinosaur disciplinarian carnivorous resume


Official transcript

Bob the Dinosaur reads the newspaper and says to Dogbert, "Here's a 'help wanted' ad for a babysitter."

Bob says, "I could do that. Kids love dinosaurs."

Dogbert says, "One problem."

Dogbert explains, "Your species of know to be carnivorous."

Bob replies, "I'll put 'strict disciplinarian' on my resume."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HERE'S A "HELP WANTED" AD FOR A BABYSITTER.

I COULD DO THAT.

KIDS LOVE DINOSAURS.

ONE PROBLEM.

YOUR SPECIES IS KNOWN TO BE CARNIVOROUS.

I'LL PUT "STRICT DISCIPLINARIAN" ON MY RESUME

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Help Wanted"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1990, features a dinosaur applying for a babysitter position. The dinosaur's unique qualifications and requests for a job that involves caring for children who love dinosaurs make for an amusing and unexpected twist on traditional job applications.

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