Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd September 1990

Dilbert//506, first published 36 years ago on Monday 3rd September 1990

Tags

dilbert dogbert brochure water beautiful smart healthy

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "Here's a brochure for my new miracle mineral water spa."

Dilbert reads the pamphlet and says, "You claim that the water at our house will make people smart, beautiful and healthy."

Dogbert says, "If anybody asks, tell then you don't drink water."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S A BROCHURE FOR MY NEW MIRACLE MINERAL WATER SPA.

YOU CLAIM THAT THE WATER AT OUR HOUSE WILL MAKE PEOPLE SMART, BEAUTIFUL AND HEALTHY.

IF ANYBODY ASKS, TELL THEM YOU DON'T DRINK WATER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Miracle Water Spa"

Summary:

• A man introduces his new Miracle Mineral Water Spa, claiming that the water will make people smart, beautiful, and healthy.
• He offers a brochure to a skeptical coworker, who questions the validity of the claim.
• The coworker asks if anyone asks, to tell them not to drink the water.
• The man's response implies that the water is not safe for consumption, despite its purported benefits.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a miracle cure-all and the gullibility of some individuals.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.