Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th September 1990

Dilbert//507, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 4th September 1990

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dinosaur massage masseur miracle spa angry bob dogbert age client

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Bob the Dinosaur, "Bob, I'd like you to be the masseur for my New Age Miracle Spa."

Bob replies, "Dinosaurs don't know much about massage."

Dogbert says, "That's okay. Just hurt the clients as much as possible."

Bob asks, "Won't they get angry?"

Dogbert replies, "Bob, Bob, Bob . . . You really aren't tuned to the New Age, are you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, I'D LIKE YOU TO BE THE MASSEUR FOR MY NEW AGE MIRACLE SPA.

DINOSAURS DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MASSAGE.

THAT'S OKAY. JUST HURT THE CLIENTS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

WON'T THEY GET ANGRY?

, , BOB... YOU REALLY AREN'T TUNED TO THE NEW AGE, ARE YOU ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dinosaur Massage"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a dinosaur client visiting a massage parlor.
• The dinosaur expresses confusion about the purpose of the massage, citing a lack of understanding about dinosaurs and their relationship with massage.
• The masseur attempts to explain the benefits of massage, but the dinosaur remains skeptical.
• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with the dinosaur's deadpan reactions adding to the comedic effect.

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