Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th September 1990

Dilbert//508, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 5th September 1990

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dogbert mineral water spa atlantis donut shop customer cash

Official transcript

Dogbert sits behind a cash register and says to a customer, "Welcome to Dogbert's New Age Mineral Water Spa . . . Hand over the cash."

Dogbert says, "Hold it . . . The vibes from my crystal tell me we knew each other in a previous life . . . In ATLANTIS!"

A man says, "That's what you told the last guy, too."

Dogbert replies, "Atlantis was a small town. I ran the only donut shop."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S NEW AGE MINERAL WATER SPA... HAND OVER THE CASH.

HOLD IT... THE VIBES FROM MY CRYSTAL TELL ME WE KNEW EACH OTHER IN A PREVIOUS LIFE IN ATLANTIS!

THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD THE LAST GUY, TOO.

ATLANTIS WAS A SMALL TOWN. I RAN THE ONLY DONUT SHOP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Small Town"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, at a mineral water spa. He encounters a woman who shares her knowledge of the crystals, claiming they hold the secrets of Atlantis. Intrigued, Dilbert asks her to reveal more, and she explains that Atlantis was a small town where she ran the only donut shop. The conversation ends with Dilbert's skepticism about the existence of Atlantis.

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