Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th September 1990

Dilbert//510, first published 36 years ago on Friday 7th September 1990

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dogbert mineral water pharaohs scientifically produce deep relaxation bandages pyramid

Official transcript

Dogbert uses a megaphone to address several people wearing only towels. Dogbert says, "You are now ready for the next step in my 'New Age Mineral Water Spa' therapy."

Dogbert continues, "This next therapy was practiced by the pharaohs . . . It has been scientifically proven to produce deep relaxation."

Dogbert continues, "Please pick up a roll of bandages and line up in front of the pyramid door . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU ARE NOW READY FOR THE NEXT STEP IN MY "NEW AGE MINERAL WATER SPA" THERAPY.

THIS NEXT THERAPY WAS PRACTICED BY THE PHARAOHS ... IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO PRODUCE DEEP RELAXATION.

PLEASE PICK UP A ROLL OF BANDAGES AND LINE UP IN FRONT OF THE PYRAMID DOOR...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "New Age Mineral Water Spa Therapy"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, who is about to undergo a new age mineral water spa therapy.
• Dilbert is instructed to pick up a roll of bandages and line up in front of the pyramid door.
• The therapy is described as scientifically proven to produce deep relaxation.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of new age therapies and the use of scientific-sounding language to promote them.

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