Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th September 1990

Dilbert//511, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 8th September 1990

Tags

dilbert mineral spa evil capitalism scams hose water

Official transcript

A man stands outside Dilbert's house and says to Dogbert, "Goodbye . . . I think your 'New Age Mineral Water Spa' has been a complete rip-off!"

Dogbert turns on a hose and says, "I'm sorry you feel that way . . . Here's a free gallon of miracle hose water."

Dilbert says, "You're an evil little dog."

Dogbert points the hose at Dilbert and asks, "Thirsty?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOODBYE... I THINK YOUR "NEW AGE MINERAL WATER SPA" HAS BEEN A COMPLETE RIPOFF!

I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY... HERE'S A FREE GALLON OF MIRACLE HOSE WATER.

SPLOOSH YOU'RE AN EVIL LITTLE DOG.

THIRSTY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Rip-Off Water Spa"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', revolves around a woman who is dissatisfied with her visit to a "new age mineral water spa". She expresses her disappointment to the manager, stating that the experience was a complete rip-off. The manager responds by offering her a free gallon of Miracle Hose Water, which is dispensed by a dog using a hose.

The woman is initially hesitant but eventually accepts the offer. However, she is shocked when the dog begins to drink from the hose, and she realizes that the water is not what she expected. The manager then reveals that the dog is an evil little dog, adding to the absurdity of the situation.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of overpriced and ineffective wellness treatments, as well as the unexpected twists and turns that can occur in everyday life.

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