Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th September 1990

Dilbert//512, first published 36 years ago on Sunday 9th September 1990

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dilbert arm asleep arm chair dogbert tongue body

Official transcript

Dilbert lies on the couch. He thinks, "Uh-oh . . . My foot is asleep."

Dilbert thinks, "I'd better hop around . . . Oh no, my arm is asleep too."

Dilbert thinks, "Ouch, ouch!! I'll have to hop and wave my arm."

Dogbert watches Dilbert hopping and waving his arms. Dilbert speaks to Dogbert and his words are slurred. He thinks, "My tongue is asleep."

Dilbert runs into the chair. Dilbert lies face down on the chair. He says, "Aaahhh . . . It's okay now, Dogbert. Everything is back to normal."

Dilbert adds, "Except my nose is asleep and I feel a sneeze coming on."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH... MY FOOT IS ASLEEP.

I'D BETTER HOP AROUND OH NO, MY ARM IS ASLEEP TOO.

OUCH OUCH!! I'LL HAVE TO HOP AND WAVE MY ARM.

WAVE HLMBPHLMN..

LMIRSL .... MBL!!

MY TONGUE IS ASLEEP.

MBLHMNP !!

... IT'S OKAY NOW, DOGBERT. EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.

EXCEPT MY NOSE IS ASLEEP AND I FEEL A SNEEZE COMING ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert's Sleepless Night"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows Dilbert as he tries to fall asleep but is plagued by various bodily discomforts.
• He experiences numbness in his foot, aching arms, and a tickly tongue, which disrupts his sleep.
• Despite his efforts to relax, he remains awake and frustrated throughout the night.
• The strip humorously portrays the common experience of struggling to fall asleep due to physical discomforts.

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