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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th September 1990

Dilbert//532, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 29th September 1990


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dinosaurs dilbert dogbert special bob animal behavior birds careless


Official transcript

Dogbert walks down the stairs holding a gadget. Dogbert says, "If Dilbert wanted me to have this when he died it must have been special to him. But what is it?"

Bob the Dinosaur says, "We dinosaurs have a method for handling things we don't understand."

Dogbert says, "Tell me."

Bob replies, "We stomp it to bits and evolve into birds who don't care."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF DILBERT WANTED ME TO HAVE THIS WHEN HE DIED IT MUST HAVE BEEN SPECIAL TO HIM.

BUT WHAT IS IT?

WE DINOSAURS HAVE A METHOD FOR HANDLING THINGS WE DON'T UNDERSTAND.

TELL ME.

WE STOMP IT TO BITS AND EVOLVE INTO BIRDS WHO DON'T CARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Evolution of Care"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's desire to have a dinosaur as a pet when it dies.
  • The conversation highlights the dinosaurs' lack of understanding and the evolution of birds who don't care.
  • The strip showcases the humorous and satirical take on the concept of pets and their owners' expectations.

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