Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th September 1990

Dilbert//531, first published 36 years ago on Friday 28th September 1990

Tags

dilbert dogbert bob gadget custodian hyperelectronic induction transmutant geoplasmic collectimizer soap dispenser

Official transcript

Bob the Dinosaur says to Dogbert, "That's all Dilbert left you in his will? A gadget?"

Dogbert replies, "I'm just the custodian."

Bob says, "Maybe it's some kind of hyper-electronic induction transmutant geoplasmic nodal collectimizer."

Dogbert replies, "Maybe . . . But I'm guessing bathroom soap dispenser."

Bob picks up the device and asks, "Can I change my guess?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT'S ALL DILBERT LEFT YOU IN HIS WILL? A GADGET?

I'M JUST THE CUSTODIAN.

MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF HYPER- ELECTRONIC INDUCTION TRANSMUTANT GEOPLASMIC NODAL COLLECTIMIZER.

MAYBE... BUT I'M GUESSING BATHROOM SOAP DISPENSER.

CAN I CHANGE MY GUESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "The Custodian's Gadget".

Summary

In this comic strip, Dilbert and Dogbert are discussing a gadget that the custodian has left in his will. Dogbert is trying to guess what the gadget is, but Dilbert is not giving away any clues. The custodian's will is a mystery, and Dogbert is determined to figure out what the gadget is.

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