Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th October 1990

Dilbert//545, first published 36 years ago on Friday 12th October 1990

Tags

dilbert express birds singing tractor chest

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "It's hard to express how I feel when I'm with you."

Dilbert says, "Try."

The woman says, "Imagine a field of wheat on a sunny Spring day. Birds are singing."

Dilbert says, "There . . . That wasn't too hard."

The woman says, "Now imagine a tractor on your chest . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S HARD TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL WHEN I'M WITH YOU.

TRY.

IMAGINE A FIELD OF GOLDEN WHEAT ON A SUNNY SPRING DAY.

BIRDS ARE SINGING.

THERE...

THAT WASNT TOO HARD.

NOW IMAGINE A TRACTOR ON YOUR CHEST...

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AI Analysis

Title: "A Field of Golden Wheat"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting across from a woman at a table. The woman, who has a green shirt and brown hair, is engaged in a conversation with Dilbert.

• The woman says, "It's hard to express how I feel when I'm with you."
• Dilbert responds with a clever pun, saying, "Try. Imagine a field of golden wheat on a sunny spring day. Birds are singing."
• The woman is taken aback by Dilbert's response, exclaiming, "There... that wasn't too hard. Now imagine a tractor on your chest..."
• The comic strip ends with the woman looking shocked and Dilbert smiling smugly.

Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous take on the challenges of expressing one's feelings, with Dilbert using his quick wit and clever wordplay to turn the tables on the woman.

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