Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th October 1990

Dilbert//546, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 13th October 1990

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groan opressive day toil saturday planet earth happiest sleep late

Official transcript

Dilbert sits up in bed, groans and thinks, "It's 6 a.m. and time for another oppressive day of meaningless toil . . ."

Dilbert thinks, "Wait . . . Today is Saturday . . ."

Dilbert lies back down and thinks, "I am the happiest man on the planet earth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GROAN 3* IT'S 6 AM. AND TIME FOR ANOTHER OPPRESSIVE DAY OF MEANINGLESS TOIL WAIT... TODAY IS SATURDAY.

I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN ON THE PLANET EARTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Happiest Man on the Planet Earth"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a square head and a mustache, lying in bed. He is unhappy and expresses his discontent with the day, stating that it is "another oppressive day of meaningless toil."

Dilbert's boss, Dogbert, enters the room and asks if today is Saturday. Dilbert responds that it is Saturday, but Dogbert points out that it is actually the happiest day of the week.

Dilbert is surprised and asks why Saturday is the happiest day. Dogbert explains that it is because he is the happiest man on the planet earth. Dilbert is skeptical but eventually agrees with Dogbert's statement.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that Saturday is the happiest day of the week and that people often feel unhappy and unfulfilled, even on their days off. It also highlights the absurdity of Dogbert's claim that he is the happiest man on the planet earth.

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