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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th November 1990

Dilbert//590, first published 36 years ago on Monday 26th November 1990


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dilbert dawn bob blessing instructions national geographics short


Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Bob and Dawn the Dinosaurs enter holding hands. Bob asks, "Can we talk?"

Bob, Dawn and Dilbert sit at the table. Bob says, "Dawn and I want to have an egg."

Dilbert asks, "And you want my blessing?"

Bob says, "We want instructions."

Dilbert says, "My 'National Geographics' stop just short . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN WE TALK?

DAWN AND I WANT TO HAVE AN EGG.

AND YOU WANT MY BLESSING?

WE WANT INSTRUCTIONS.

MY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS" STOP JUST SHORT...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "National Geographic"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting at his desk with a dinosaur and an antelope. The dinosaur asks if they can talk, and Dilbert responds with a question about having an egg. The antelope then asks for blessings, and Dilbert responds with instructions, saying "My 'National Geographics' stop just short..." The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of animals seeking guidance from humans.

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