Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th January 1991

Dilbert//639, first published 35 years ago on Monday 14th January 1991

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dogbert dilbert encyclopaedia brittanica hair museum wrote bibile

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in a chair. Dogbert says, "I've written the entire Encyclopaedia Brittanica on this hair."

Dogbert continues, "I'll open a museum and charge people to see it."

Dilbert says, "It's kind of hard to prove you wrote all that on a hair."

Dogbert points to a hair says, "I'll swear on this Bible."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE WRITTEN THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITTANICA ON THIS HAIR.

I'LL OPEN A MUSEUM AND CHARGE PEOPLE TO SEE IT. IT'S KIND OF HARD TO PROVE YOU WROTE ALL THAT ON A HAIR.

I'LL SWEAR ON THIS BIBLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Encyclopaedia Brittanica"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert is presented with a challenge: to write the entire Encyclopaedia Brittanica on his hair.
• He is offered a museum exhibit and a chance to charge people to see it, but only if he can complete the task.
• Dilbert is hesitant at first, but eventually agrees to take on the challenge.
• The strip ends with Dilbert sitting in a chair, looking determined, and the caption "It's kind of hard to prove you wrote all that on a hair. I'll swear on this bible."
• The humor in the strip comes from the absurdity of the task and Dilbert's deadpan response.

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