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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th January 1991

Dilbert//652, first published 35 years ago on Sunday 27th January 1991


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dogbert rex good bad evil force dinosaurs animal behavior


Open source transcript

DOGBERT, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

SURE, LITTLE REX.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL?

WELL, EVIL IS ALL THE STUFF YOU WANT TO DO ..

AND GOOD IS THE STUFF THAT OTHERS FORCE YOU TO DO.

MY DAD SAYS THAT GOOD IS WHAT YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART.

HE SAYS EVIL IS A BAD GUT FEELING.

WELL, OF COURSE, YOUR DAD'S BRAIN IS SO TINY THAT HIS OTHER ORGANS HAVE TO PITCH IN LIKE THAT.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T LEARN ABOUT LIFE FROM A GUY WHO COUNTS WITH HIS TOES.

AND THINKS WITH HIS GUTS.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Battle Between Good and Evil"

Summary:

  • Dogbert asks Dilbert to determine the difference between good and evil.
  • Dilbert's father explains that good is what you know in your heart, while evil is a bad gut feeling.
  • The conversation takes an unexpected turn as Dogbert's dad shares his thoughts on life, stating that he shouldn't learn about it from a guy who counts with his toes.
  • Dogbert's dad then reveals that his brain is so tiny that his other organs have to pitch in like a team.
  • The comic strip concludes with Dogbert's dad contemplating life from a guy who counts with his toes, while Dogbert reflects on the conversation.

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