Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th January 1991
Dilbert//653, first published 35 years ago on Monday 28th January 1991
Tags
dilbert service include squeege glasses shirt full service
Official transcript
Dilbert walks into "Jiffy Med Center"
with a sore arm. The nurse says to Dilbert, "Do you want self service or the full service?"
Dilbert answers, "Uh . . . full."
Dilbert asks a man with a stethoscope, "What does full service include?"
The man answers, "We squeegee your glasses and check under your shirt."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
JIFFY MED CENT DO YOU WANT SELF SERVICE OR THE FULL SERVICE?
UH... FULL - do WHAT DOES FULL SERVICE INCLUDE?
WE SQUEEGEE YOUR GLASSES AND CHECK UNDER YOUR SHIRT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Full Service"
Summary:
- The comic strip features a doctor and a patient at a medical center.
- The patient asks for self-service or full service, and the doctor responds with a humorous explanation.
- The doctor asks if the patient wants full service, which includes having their glasses squeezed under their shirt.
- The patient is surprised by the doctor's response and asks what full service entails.
- The doctor explains that it means they will squeeze the patient's glasses under their shirt.
- The patient is confused and asks why they would want their glasses squeezed under their shirt.
- The doctor responds that it's a standard practice at the medical center.
- The patient is skeptical and asks if it's really necessary to squeeze their glasses under their shirt.
- The doctor assures them that it's a normal procedure and that they will be fine.
- The patient reluctantly agrees to the full service and the doctor proceeds to squeeze their glasses under their shirt.
- The patient is left feeling uncomfortable and confused by the experience.
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