Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th March 1991

Dilbert//691, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 7th March 1991

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dogbert self service gas station attendant military benefits women forms

Official transcript

The caption says, "Day one: Dogbert's School for Self-Service Gas Station Attendants."

A student raises his hand and says, "Question."

The man asks, "Do service station employees qualify for military benefits?"

Dogbert replies, "I don't think so."

The man asks, "Can we fool women with these uniforms?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DAY ONE: DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR SELF-SERVICE GAS STATION ATTENDANTS QUESTION.

DO SERVICE STATION EMPLOYEES QUALIFY FOR MILITARY BENEFITS?

I DON'T THINK SO.

CAN WE FOOL WOMEN WITH THESE UNIFORMS ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Do Service Station Employees Qualify for Military Benefits?"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between a group of service station employees and a white dog, where they discuss whether their profession qualifies them for military benefits. The employees are unsure, and the dog suggests they can fool women with their uniforms. The strip pokes fun at the idea that service station employees might be confused about their eligibility for military benefits, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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