Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th March 1991

Dilbert//692, first published 35 years ago on Friday 8th March 1991

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dilbert dogbert chool self-service gas station attendants thoughts minds easy

Official transcript

The caption says, "Second day: Dogbert's School for Self-Service Gas Station Attendants."

Dogbert says, "You must learn to relax . . ."

Dogbert continues, "I want you to clear your minds of all thoughts."

The three students sit limply in their chairs with blank looks on their faces. Dogbert thinks, "That was too easy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SECOND DAY: DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR SELF-SERVICE GAS STATION ATTENDANTS YOU MUST LEARN TO RELAX...

I WANT YOU TO CLEAR YOUR MINDS OF ALL THOUGHTS...

THAT WAS TOO EASY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Clearing the Mind"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert, a white dog, attending a self-service gas station attendant school. The instructor emphasizes the importance of relaxation, but Dilbert's mind is flooded with thoughts, making it difficult for him to relax. The other students, also dogs, share similar struggles. Despite the instructor's efforts to clear their minds, the students remain distracted, highlighting the challenges of achieving mental clarity in a fast-paced environment.

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