Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th March 1991

Dilbert//698, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 14th March 1991

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dilbert study pillow watching standards encore presentation celebrity burping works

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a pillow watching tv. The announcer says, "A new study shows that sitting on a pillow and watching television . . ."

The announcer continues, "Can lower your standards . . ."

The announcer continues, "Stay tuned for an encore presentation of 'Celebrity Burping.'"

Dogbert thinks, "I guess it all works out."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT SITTING ON A PILLOW AND WATCHING TELEVISION...

CAN LOWER YOUR STANDARDS ...

STAY TUNED FOR AN ENCORE PRESENTATION OF "CELEBRITY BURPING." I GUESS IT ALL WORKS OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Celebrity Burping"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a dog watching TV on a pillow.
• A study claims that sitting on a pillow while watching TV can lower one's standards.
• The dog is excited to stay tuned for an encore presentation of "Celebrity Burping."
• The dog guesses that all will work out, implying that the show will be entertaining despite its low standards.

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