Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th March 1991

Dilbert//699, first published 35 years ago on Friday 15th March 1991

Tags

dilbert direction stupid shall dance better

Official transcript

Dilbert and Wally walk toward each other in the hallway. Dilbert thinks, "Collision course . . ."

Dilbert thinks, "I hate this . . . We'll both veer in the same direction, then the other. He'll say something studpid, like 'Shall we dance?'"

Dilbert ducks and Wally trips over him. Dilbert thinks, "This method isn't much better."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COLLISION COURSE..

I HATE THIS ... WE'LL BOTH VEER IN THE SAME DIRECTION, THEN THE OTHER. HE'LL SAY SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE "SHALL WE DANCE?"

THIS METHOD ISN'T MUCH BETTER

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shall We Dance?"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown discussing a collision course with another character, with Dilbert expressing his dislike for the method and suggesting an alternative approach.
• The conversation is depicted in a series of panels, showcasing Dilbert's witty and irreverent personality.
• The strip is a classic example of the humor and satire that Dilbert is known for, poking fun at the mundane aspects of office life and the quirks of human behavior.

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