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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th March 1991

Dilbert//700, first published 35 years ago on Saturday 16th March 1991


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dilbert stayed late playing computer tired resisting


Official transcript

A police officer stands in Dilbert's door and says, "I have a report that you stayed up late playing with your computer . . ."

The officer continues, "Instead of going to sleep like you're supposed to."

Dilbert responds, "I wasn't tired."

Dilbert stands with his arms and legs spread. The officer frisks Dilbert and says, "He was resisting a rest."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A REPORT THAT YOU STAYED UP LATE PLAYING WITH YOUR COMPUTER...

INSTEAD OF GOING TO SLEEP LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.

I WASN'T TIRED.

HE WAS RESISTING A REST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tired Cop"

Summary:

The comic strip features a police officer who is tired and wants to sleep. However, his boss has other plans for him. The officer is called to report to work, but he is too tired to go. His boss tries to wake him up, but the officer is determined to get some rest. The strip pokes fun at the idea of a police officer being too tired to do his job, and the absurdity of the situation.

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