Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th March 1991

Dilbert//703, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 19th March 1991

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dilbert sneeze happen name leave town

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a conference table with three people and thinks, "Uh-oh . . . sneeze coming."

Dilbert sneezes violently. Dilbert's sneeze blew the toupee off the man next to him and knocked a woman out of her seat. Dilbert thinks, "I can pretend that didn't happen, or change my name and leave town."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH..

SNEEZE COMING.

AACHOO

I CAN PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, OR CHANGE MY NAME AND LEAVE TOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Sneeze in the Meeting"

Summary:

• A man in a meeting starts to sneeze.
• He attempts to suppress the sneeze by saying "Uh-oh... Sneeze coming."
• The sneeze is so loud that it interrupts the meeting and causes everyone to cover their ears.
• The man then says, "I can pretend that didn't happen, or change my name and leave town."
• The comic strip humorously portrays the awkwardness and embarrassment of sneezing in a professional setting.

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