Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th March 1991

Dilbert//704, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 20th March 1991

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dilbert dogbert president head face director marketing fell broke rib gesundheit

Official transcript

Dilbert arrives at home carrying a briefcase. Dogbert asks, "How was work?"

Dilbert answers, "Not so good . . . I sneezed and blew the toupee off a vice president's head and into the face of the director of marketing, who fell and broke a rib."

Dogbert responds, "Gesundheit."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW WAS WORK?

NOT SO GOOD... I SNEEZED AND BLEW THE TOUPE OFF A VICE PRESIDENT'S HEAD AND INTO THE FACE OF THE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING, WHO FELL AND BROKE A RIB.

GESUNDHEIT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Gesundheit"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a man sneezing in the office, causing his coworker to react with "gesundheit."
• The man then shares a humorous anecdote about a vice president's head being blown off by a marketing director.
• The coworker is left speechless, implying that the story is too absurd to believe.

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