Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th April 1991

Dilbert//720, first published 35 years ago on Friday 5th April 1991

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dilbert practiced religion attained fulfillment soul creature andy the android

Official transcript

Andy says to Dogbert, "I have practiced religion for one day and not attained fulfillment."

Dogbert responds, "That's because you're an android. You have no soul."

Andy asks, "No soul?"

Andy asks, "What is a little creature with no soul supposed to do?"

Dilbert responds, "Well, Sonny Bono married Cher . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE PRACTICED RELIGION FOR ONE DAY AND NOT ATTAINED FULFILLMENT.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANDROID.

YOU HAVE NO SOUL.

NO SOUL?

WHAT IS A LITTLE CREATURE WITH NO SOUL SUPPOSED TO DO?

WELL, SONNY BONO MARRIED CHER...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Soul, No Android"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, an engineer, and Dogbert, his dog. Dilbert shares his experience of practicing religion for one day without attaining fulfillment. Dogbert inquires about the purpose of an android without a soul, prompting Dilbert to explain that it is simply a creature with no soul, supposed to do nothing. The conversation concludes with Dogbert asking if Sonny Bono married Cher, adding a humorous twist to the dialogue.

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