Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th May 1991

Dilbert//774, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 29th May 1991

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dogbert dilbert dirty mileage rock

Official transcript

Dilbert arrives at home carrying a briefcase. Dogbert sits on the front steps and says, "You should think about washing the car soon."

Dilbert says, "You're right . . . It's just so easy to get used to it being dirty."

There is so much dirt on the car that plants are growing on it and a bird has made his nest on the antenna. Dilbert continues, "But lately it's been affecting my gas mileage."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT WASHING THE CAR SOON.

YOU'RE RIGHT... IT'S JUST SO EASY TO GET USED TO IT BEING DIRTY.

BUT LATELY IT'S BEEN AFFECTING MY GAS MILEAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Car's Dirty"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Dogbert, about washing the car. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with Dogbert suggesting that the car should be washed soon, but Dilbert is hesitant, citing the high gas mileage of his car.

Key Points:

• Dilbert and Dogbert discuss washing the car.
• Dogbert suggests that the car should be washed soon.
• Dilbert is hesitant, citing the high gas mileage of his car.
• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted.

Overall:

The comic strip is a relatable and amusing take on the common dilemma of balancing car maintenance with practical considerations.

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