Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th June 1991

Dilbert//780, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 4th June 1991

Tags

dogbert the boss consulting job questioning employees underpaid problems fault lard head

Official transcript

Dogbert and the Boss walk out of the Boss's office. Dogbert says, "My fee for business consulting is $200 an hour."

The Boss says, "Fair enough."

Dogbert says, "I'll spend the day questioning your employees to identify problem areas."

Later that day, Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk. Dogbert reads a document and says, "It's unanimous. They're underpaid and all the problems are your fault, 'Lard Head.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY FEE FOR BUSINESS CONSULTING IS #200 AN HOUR.

FAIR ENOUGH.

I'LL SPEND THE DAY QUESTIONING YOUR EMPLOYEES TO IDENTIFY PROBLEM AREAS.

LATER IT'S UNANIMOUS.

THEY'RE UNDERPAID AND ALL THE PROBLEMS ARE YOUR FAULT, "LARD HEAD."

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lard Head"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, and his boss, a balding man with a blue shirt. The strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different scene.

Panel 1: Dilbert approaches his boss, who is walking down a hallway. Dilbert says, "My fee for business consulting is $200 an hour." The boss responds, "Fair enough."

Panel 2: Dilbert asks, "I'll spend the day questioning your employees to identify problem areas." The boss replies, "It's unanimous. They're underpaid and all the problems are your fault, 'Lard Head.'"

Panel 3: Dilbert sits at a desk, looking dejected, while the boss sits across from him. The boss says, "Later." The final panel shows Dilbert's reaction, with a thought bubble containing a sad face.

Overall: The comic strip humorously portrays the challenges of working in a corporate environment, where employees may feel underappreciated and overworked. The use of a dog as the protagonist adds a lighthearted touch to the strip, highlighting the absurdities of office life.

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