Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th June 1991

Dilbert//788, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 12th June 1991

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dilbert dogbert company's privacy johnson cheetos diet pepsi grass skirts lawnmower

Official transcript

Dilbert asks Wally, "Don't you think the company's drug testing policy is a violation of our privacy?"

Wally replies, "I don't do drugs."

The Boss reads a report and says, "Johnson, your blood test results are in. Looks like you live on Cheetos and Diet Pepsi . . . Your wife doesn't love you . . . And whoa . . What's this?"

The Boss continues, "Apparently, you like to dress in grass skirts and make fun of the lawnmower."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T YOU THINK THE COMPANY'S.

DRUG TESTING POLICY IS A VIOLATION OF OUR PRIVACY?

I DON'T DO DRUGS.

JOHNSON, YOUR BLOOD TEST RESULTS ARE IN. LOOKS LIKE YOU LIVE ON CHEETOS AND DIET PEPSI... YOUR WIFE DOESN'T LOVE YOU...

AND WHOA... WHAT'S THIS?

APPARENTLY, YOU LIKE TO DRESS IN GRASS SKIRTS AND MAKE FUN OF THE LAWNMOWER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Violation of Our Privacy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks, in a conversation with his boss about the company's drug testing policy. The exchange begins with Dilbert's comment, "Don't you think the company's drug testing policy is a violation of our privacy?" His boss responds, "I don't do drugs." Dilbert then asks, "Johnson, your blood test results are in. Looks like you live on Cheetos and Diet Pepsi... Your wife doesn't love you... And whoa... what's this?" The punchline reveals that Johnson's blood test results show high levels of Cheetos and Diet Pepsi, leading to a humorous conclusion. The comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on workplace policies and the consequences of unhealthy habits.

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