Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd July 1991

Dilbert//829, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 23rd July 1991

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dilbert comedy competition pairs chicken room stand-up

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert sit at a table. Dogbert asks, "What makes you think you can win the stand-up comedy competition?"

Dilbert replies, "It's just a matter of writing good jokes."

Dilbert says, "Here's one - - 'Why do women go to the restroom in pairs?'"

Dogbert asks, "Why?"

Dilbert says, "Because they're stapled to the chicken! Hee-hee!"

Dogbert says, "It's been nice knowing you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN THE STANDUP COMEDY COMPETITION?

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WRITING 600D JOKES.

HERE'S ONE - "WHY DO WOMEN GO TO THE RESTROOM IN PAIRS?" WHY?

BECAUSE THEY'RE STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN! HEE- HEE!

IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Why Do Women Go to the Restroom in Pairs?"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, engaging in a humorous conversation with his coworkers. The conversation begins with a coworker asking Dilbert what makes him think he can win a stand-up comedy competition. Dilbert responds that it's just a matter of writing good jokes.

However, things take an unexpected turn when another coworker asks why women often go to the restroom in pairs. Dilbert's response is a clever play on words, as he explains that they're stapled to the chicken. The punchline is delivered with a flourish, leaving the other coworkers in stitches.

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's quick wit and ability to think on his feet, making him a beloved character in the world of Dilbert comics. The humor is lighthearted and relatable, making it an entertaining read for fans of the series.

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