Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th July 1991

Dilbert//830, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 24th July 1991

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dilbert stand-up comedy competition first time competitor audience camcorders mary kay mental imagery

Official transcript

A comedian asks Dilbert, "Is this your first time?"

Dilbert replies, "Yeah."

Dilbert shakes nervously and beads of sweat fly off his forehead. The man says, "I know I'm supposed to be your competitor, but I'll share my technique of using mental imagery to relax."

Dilbert says, "Thanks!"

The man says, "Imagine that you're naked . . . And the audience is full of Mary Kay salespeople with camcorders . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ENTERS A STANDUP COMEDY COMPETITION.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?

YEAH.

I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR COMPETITOR, BUT I'LL SHARE MY TECHNIQUE OF USING MENTAL IMAGERY TO RELAX.

THANKS!

IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE NAKED... AND THE AUDIENCE IS FULL OF MARY KAY SALES PEOPLE WITH CAMCORDERS...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert Enters a Stand-up Comedy Competition"

Summary:

• Dilbert enters a stand-up comedy competition, where he is asked if this is his first time.
• He responds that it is not, and plans to share his technique of using mental imagery to relax.
• The audience is full of Mary Kay salespeople with camcorders, and Dilbert imagines them naked.
• The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's awkwardness and the absurdity of the situation.

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