Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th July 1991

Dilbert//836, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 30th July 1991

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dogbert pop psychologist lecture video makeover pop culture madonna

Official transcript

Dogbert sits across from a desk and says, "I've decided to become a pop psychologist. I need your help to make my lecture video."

A man in sunglasses replies, "You came to the right place, babe. First, you need a new look."

Dogbert is wearing a pony tail of false hair and a pointed brassiere. Dogbert says, "Nice try, but frankly, this look didn't work too well for Madonna either."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A POP PSYCHOLOGIST. I NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE MY LECTURE VIDEO.

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, BABE. FIRST, YOU NEED A NEW LOOK.

NICE TRY, BUT FRANKLY, THIS LOOK DIDN'T WORK TOO WELL FOR MADONNA EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Pop Psychology Makeover"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled white dog, who seeks the help of a pop psychologist to improve his appearance. The psychologist, a blonde woman, advises Dilbert to try a new look, but he is dissatisfied with the result, which resembles Madonna. The psychologist attempts to convince Dilbert that the new look is working well for him, but Dilbert remains unimpressed. The strip humorously explores the theme of self-perception and the challenges of seeking change.

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