Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st July 1991

Dilbert//837, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 31st July 1991

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dogbert lecture series guilt cope paid

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a stage holding a microphone. Dogbert says to the audience, "Welcome to the Dogbert Lecture Series on guilt."

Dogbert continues, "In the next hour, you will learn how to cope with guilt the Dogbert way."

Dogbert continues, "And if you don't, well, it turns out I get paid anyway."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE DOGBERT LECTURE SERIES ON GUILT.

IN THE NEXT HOUR, YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO COPE WITH GUILT THE DOGBERT WAY.

AND IF YOU DON'T, WELL, IT TURNS OUT I GET PAID ANYWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Guilt the Dogbert Way"

Summary:

• The comic strip is part of the "Dilbert Lecture Series on Guilt".
• Dogbert, a character known for his sarcastic and manipulative nature, is the speaker.
• In the first panel, Dogbert welcomes the audience to the series on guilt.
• In the second panel, he announces that in the next hour, he will teach the audience how to cope with guilt using his unique method.
• In the third panel, Dogbert reveals that his method involves getting paid for it, implying that he is exploiting the audience's guilt for personal gain.

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