Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th August 1991

Dilbert//851, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 14th August 1991

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dogbert salesman car scam money mowing lawns timmy recommend med school

Official transcript

Dogbert asks a customer, "Will this be your first car, Timmy?"

Timmy replies, "Yes, sir . . . I saved my money from mowing lawns."

Dogbert says, "Let's see how much you have and then I'll pick a car for you."

As he counts Timmy's money, Dogbert asks, "Do you like mowing lawns, Timmy?"

Timmy replies, "It's okay."

Dogbert says, "Good, because I don't recommend med school for you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE USED CAR SALESMAN WILL THIS BE YOUR FIRST CAR, TIMMY?

YES, SIR...

I SAVED MY MONEY FROM MOWING LAWNS.

LET'S SEE HOW MUCH YOU HAVE AND THEN I'LL PICK A CAR FOR YOU.

DO YOU LIKE MOWING LAWNS, TIMMY?

IT'S OKAY.

GOOD, BECAUSE I DON'T RECOMMEND MED SCHOOL FOR YOU.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Used Car Salesman"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a used car salesman, is approached by a man named Timmy who wants to buy a car.
• Timmy mentions that he saved money from mowing lawns.
• Dogbert asks how much Timmy has saved and then offers to pick a car for him.
• Timmy agrees, and Dogbert chooses a car that is not recommended by Med School for Timmy.
• The comic strip humorously portrays Dogbert's unscrupulous sales tactics and Timmy's naivety.

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