Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th August 1991

Dilbert//852, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 15th August 1991

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dogbert car salesman woman old steal purse drive foot boss convince first born son relatives

Official transcript

Dogbert says to a customer, "I asked the boss to sell it at your price."

Dogbert continues, "He told me to drive over your foot and steal your purse."

Dogbert continues, "Buy maybe I can convince him to take your first-born son instead."

The woman says, "He IS my first-born son!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE USED CAR SALESMAN I ASKED THE BOSS TO SELL IT AT YOUR PRICE.

HE TOLD ME TO DRIVE OVER YOUR FOOT AND STEAL YOUR PURSE.

BUT MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE HIM TO TAKE YOUR FIRSTBORN SON INSTEAD.

HE IS MY FIRSTBORN SON !!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the Used Car Salesman"

Summary:

• A man inquires about selling his used car to the boss.
• The boss responds with an unexpected and humorous proposal, suggesting that the man drive over his foot and steal his purse.
• The man is taken aback by this request and refuses to comply.
• The boss then makes a bizarre statement, claiming that he is the man's first-born son.
• The man is shocked and confused by this assertion, leading to a comedic exchange.

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