Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th October 1991

Dilbert//906, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 8th October 1991

Tags

dilbert one ticket slignshot flight elbonia elbonian's capital class coach first intentionally fling hard

Official transcript

Dilbert approaches the "Air Elbonia"

counter and says to the clerk, "Give me one ticket for the slingshot flight to Elbonia's capital."

The airline ticket agent asks, "Do you want first class or coach?"

Dilbert asks, "What's the difference?"

The clerk replies, "With first class we don't intentionally fling you toward something hard."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GIVE ME ONE TICKET FOR THE SLINGSHOT FLIGHT TO ELBONIA'S CAPITAL.

AIR ELBONT DO YOU WANT FIRST CLASS OR COACH?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

110-8 WITH FIRST CLASS WE DON'T INTENTIONALLY FLING YOU TOWARD SOMETHING HARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "First Class Confusion"

Summary:

• A man requests a ticket for the slingshot flight to Elbonia's capital.
• The airline representative asks if he wants first class or coach.
• The man is confused and asks for clarification on the difference between the two classes.
• The representative explains that first class doesn't intend to fling the customer toward something hard.
• The man is satisfied with this explanation and purchases a ticket.

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