Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th October 1991

Dilbert//907, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 9th October 1991

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dilbert easier elbonia dogbert convince despotic ruler airport skeet-shooting range

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in a giant slingshot holding his suitcase. Dilbert says, "I wish there were an easier way to fly in Elbonia."

Dilbert flies through the air over Elbonia. Dilbert thinks, "I've got to find Dogbert and convince him to stop being the despotic ruler of Elbonia."

Dogbert, who is wearing a miter, sits on the back of an Elbonian and points a rifle toward the sky. The Elbonian says, "But, sire, this is the airport, not the skeet-shooting range."

Dogbert yells, "Pull!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WISH THERE WERE AN EASIER WAY TO FLY IN ELBONIA.

I'VE GOT TO FIND DOGBERT AND CONVINCE HIM TO STOP BEING THE DESPOTIC RULER OF ELBONIA.

BUT, SIRE, THIS IS THE AIRPORT, NOT THE SKEET-SHOOTING RANGE.

PULL!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Despotic Ruler of Elbonia"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and skepticism.
• In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with finding Dogbert, who has assumed the role of the "Despotic Ruler of Elbonia."
• Dilbert's skepticism is evident as he questions the validity of Dogbert's claim to the throne.
• The strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of power struggles and the lengths people will go to achieve their goals.

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