Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th November 1991

Dilbert//941, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 12th November 1991

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dilbert dogbert dog help single women attractive petable cuter funny impression frothing john sununu

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert says, "As my dog, I think you should be doing more to help me meet attractive single women during our walks."

Dilbert continues, "Try to be cuter, and look more pet-able."

Dilbert continues, "And it's not funny when you do your impression of a frothing mad dog every time somebody walks by."

Dogbert replies, "That's my John Sununu impression."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS MY DOG, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE DOING MORE TO HELP ME MEET ATTRACTIVE SINGLE WOMEN DURING OUR WALKS.

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TRY TO BE CUTER, AND LOOK MORE PET-ABLE.

AND IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU DO YOUR IMPRESSION OF A FROTHING MAD DOG EVERY TIME SOMEBODY WALKS BY.

THAT'S MY JOHN SUNUNU IMPRESSION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Dog's Take on Attracting Women"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a man and his dog, who offers advice on how to attract women.
• The dog suggests that the man should focus on being cute and pet-able, rather than trying to impress them with his appearance.
• The man is skeptical at first, but eventually comes to appreciate the dog's unique perspective.
• The comic strip pokes fun at traditional masculine ideals and encourages readers to think outside the box when it comes to dating and relationships.

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