Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th November 1991

Dilbert//942, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 13th November 1991

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dilbert dogbert dating problem writing down qualities girlfriend ballerina paw cramping

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dogbert says, "We have to approach your dating problem logically."

Dogbert continues, "We'll begin by writing down all of the qualities you want in a girlfriend."

Much later, Dogbert is still writing and there are stacks of paper on the table. Dilbert says, ". . . And she must be a ballerina."

Dogbert says, "My paw is cramping."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE TO APPROACH YOUR DATING PROBLEM LOGICALLY.

WE'LL BEGIN BY WRITING DOWN ALL OF THE QUALITIES YOU WANT IN A GIRLFRIEND.

MUCH LATER ... AND SHE MUST BE A BALLERINA.

13-13 MY PAW IS CRAMPING.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ballerina Qualities"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head, sitting at his desk.
• He is approached by a dog, who asks him to write down the qualities he wants in a girlfriend.
• Dilbert's response is humorous and unexpected, as he lists "cramping" as one of the qualities he desires in a partner.
• The punchline is delivered in the final panel, where Dilbert's paw is shown to be cramping, implying that he has found a partner who meets his unusual requirements.
• The comic strip is a lighthearted and playful take on the challenges of dating and relationships.

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