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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th November 1991

Dilbert//943, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 14th November 1991


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coffee dilbert dogbert drinking dependent chemicals slow work monday thursday


Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I quit drinking coffee. I don't like to be dependent on chemicals."

Dogbert asks, "How's it feel?"

Dilbert replies, "I felt a little slow getting ready for work, but you have to expect that on a Monday."

Dogbert says, "It's Thursday."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I QUIT DRINKING COFFEE. I DON'T LIKE TO BE DEPEND ENT ON CHEMICALS HOW'S IT FEEL?

I FELT A LITTLE SLOW GETTING READY FOR WORK, BUT YOU HAVE TO EXPECT THAT ON A MONDAY.

IT'S THURSDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Monday Blues"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and humorous take on office life. The strip revolves around Dilbert's reluctance to drink coffee, which he attributes to his dependence on chemicals. However, he is surprised to find that he feels a sense of disappointment when he realizes it's only Thursday, implying that he had expected Monday to arrive sooner.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's dislike for coffee due to his dependence on chemicals
  • His surprise at feeling disappointed when he realizes it's only Thursday
  • His expectation that Monday would arrive sooner
  • The comic strip's humorous take on office life and the monotony of the workweek

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