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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st November 1991

Dilbert//950, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 21st November 1991


Tags

dilbert the boss profits low training class cute jumpy


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Dilbert, profits are too low. I've got to let you go . . ."

Dilbert says, "What!!"

The Boss continues, ". . . To a training class."

The Boss walks away thinking, "They're so cute when they get jumpy."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, PROFITS ARE TOO LOW. I'VE GOT TO LET YOU GO...

... TO A TRAINING CLASS.

WHAT!!

THEY'RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY GET JUMPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with spiky hair, and his boss, a fat man with a receding hairline, who is known for his love of jumpy animals.

Panel 1: Dilbert's Concerns

  • Dilbert expresses his concerns about his low profits.
  • His boss responds by telling him to let go of his concerns.

Panel 2: Training Class

  • Dilbert is sent to a training class to learn how to manage his profits better.

Panel 3: Jumpy Animals

  • Dilbert returns from the training class and is excited to share his newfound knowledge with his boss.
  • However, his boss is more interested in the cute jumpy animals than Dilbert's business strategies.

Overall

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people are more interested in cute and quirky things than in serious business matters.

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