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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st November 1991

Dilbert//950, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 21st November 1991


Tags

dilbert the boss profits low training class cute jumpy


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Dilbert, profits are too low. I've got to let you go . . ."

Dilbert says, "What!!"

The Boss continues, ". . . To a training class."

The Boss walks away thinking, "They're so cute when they get jumpy."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, PROFITS ARE TOO LOW. I'VE GOT TO LET YOU GO...

... TO A TRAINING CLASS.

WHAT!!

THEY'RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY GET JUMPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Jumpy Employees"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert and his boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss, in a humorous exchange.

  • Scene 1: Dilbert expresses frustration with his low profits, prompting the boss to suggest he let go of his employees.
  • Scene 2: Dilbert is taken to a training class, where he meets a new employee, Jumpy.
  • Scene 3: The boss comments on Jumpy's adorable nature when they get jumpy, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

The comic strip pokes fun at corporate culture and the quirks of office life.

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