Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd November 1991

Dilbert//951, first published 35 years ago on Friday 22nd November 1991

Tags

dilbert wake up huh dream dumpy engineer playboy millionaire movie star love night janitor dress

Official transcript

The janitor says to Dilbert, who has fallen asleep on his desk, "Hey, mister, wake up!"

Dilbert picks his head up and says, "Huh?"

The janitor says, "It was all a dream! You're not a dumpy engineer -- you're really a playboy millionaire movie star!!"

Dilbert says, "I . . . I am??"

The janitor says as he walks away, "I love being the night janitor."

Dilbert asks, "Then why do I dress like this?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, MISTER, WAKE UP!

HUH?

IT WAS ALL A DREAM! YOU'RE NOT A DUMPY ENGINEER -- YOU'RE REALLY A PLAYBOY MILLIONAIRE MOVIE STAR!!

I...I AM?!

I LOVE BEING THE NIGHT JANITOR.

THEN WHY DO I DRESS LIKE THIS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dream Job"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a man who is not a dump engineer, but rather a janitor at night.
• He is dressed in a white shirt and tie, and is shown to be very proud of his job.
• The other characters in the comic strip are confused by his attire and his claim to be a "playboy millionaire movie star".
• The man's pride and confidence in his job are evident throughout the comic strip.

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