Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd January 1992

Dilbert//992, first published 34 years ago on Thursday 2nd January 1992

Tags

dogbert secret ratbert dog rat elf gang disguise infiltrate hand shake heckuva guess

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Ratbert, I want you to wear a disguise and infiltrate the elf gang that has been bothering us."

Ratbert replies, "Check."

An elf says to Ratbert who is wearing an elf hat and clothing, "We haven't seen you before . . . "

Another elf asks, "What's the secret handshake?"

Ratbert bends over and waves his arms. The elf says, "No, but that's one heckuva good guess."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT, I WANT YOU TO WEAR A DISGUISE AND INFILTRATE THE ELF GANG THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING US.

CHECK

WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU BEFORE...

WHAT'S THE SECRET HANDSHAKE ?

NO, BUT THAT'S ONE HECKUVA GOOD GUESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Elf Gang"

Summary:

• Ratbert asks Dilbert to wear a disguise and infiltrate the Elf Gang.
• Dilbert agrees and puts on a green hat and robe.
• The Elf Gang is unaware of Dilbert's true identity and asks him to perform a "secret handshake."
• Dilbert successfully completes the handshake, revealing his true identity to the Elf Gang.
• The Elf Gang is surprised and confused by Dilbert's actions.

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